Happy Mother’s Day to all you mean evil mamas who torture your kids with discipline, set unreasonably reasonable limits, and embarrass them all by loving unconditionally and stuff. And we can’t forget the pregnant mamas, your stretch marks mean nothing! Carrying a child for 9 months, get over it! You suck! That’s what makes you so important. I love you all. 🙂 And when your child is old enough to see other friends that were not so fortunate to have such a mean mama, you’ll finally be appreciated Motherhood is most definitely a journey, but the ride is SO worth it! I love you Ruby Mcgilvery for being such a mean mama!